Nico being scared of really loud thunder because it sounds like bombs(idk man make it a connection to world war or whatevs he could just be scared) and Jason notices and tries to help but is worried nico wouldn’t want his help in the first place cause he’s the son of the god of thunder and…
Nico decided he took too many catnaps during the day. He really couldn’t help it—he was only taking twelve hours this semester, so it left him with a lot of free time after binge watching old TV shows from the 1940s and the occasional studying. While his body urged him to do something more active, Nico decided naps were a better way to go.
Yet at 2AM on a—Tuesday? Tuesday—it was sensible for Nico to be asleep. Except he wasn’t.
"Yeah, I knew."
"I’m not really that surprised." Jason shrugged as he looked at his hands. Well, what used to be his hands. He should probably be more freaked out than he was, but it’s not like he didn’t see this coming. Sort of.
"Sorry," said the boy next to him, "I didn’t mean…
me: stop being racist please
family: listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….
Fact: One might think that pansexuals are the best cooks, because of their deep connection to pans, but as a matter of fact, pansexuals have historically used cooking pans primarily as weapons to defend themselves against enemy nations.
"boy i’m in a great mood!"
"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."
The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.
I’m good at math. U + I = 69
Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10
No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.
for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg
if a girl asks you for a tampon, I dont care how much you hate that bitch if you have one you hand it over no one deserves that level of hell